To a friend of mine who it feels like Iâve known for all eternity, Iâm wishing a truly wonderful birthday today! You must feel pretty lucky to have had a great friend like me in your life for all these years since childhood!
Cute Birthday Wishes for your Female Best Friend Dear Friend, we could never become enemies. You know too many of my secrets. Wishing you a great birthday.
My friend is gorgeous. My friend is smart. And she learns it all from the bestâ¦ME!
Happy birthday to my favorite friend. Letâs create more laughs and fun this year together, because we suck at doing that when weâre apart.
Your beauty is age-defying. Keep looking sexy! Happy Birthday, friend!
Youâre the birthday queen and
Iâm your sexy side kick. Wishing you the best!
Why are you even blowing candles on your birthday? Yet another year, you still have a friend like me.
I thought of getting a unique and charming birthday gift to you, but then what popped up in my mind is that you have me in your life already.
You must be feeling proud of yourself this birthday. A year after, a smarter and a beautiful friend you have. Oh, it is me.
Oh, it is your birthday, the day I always wait to celebrate! Have that piece of cake with you and get that champagne for your best friend.
I truly hope you get toothless with me on every birthday. Happy birthday to my future-toothless twin!
Itâs your birthday, eat the first and the last slice of cake just because you can!
Look on the bright side today. This is the youngest youâll ever be again!
I would just like to point out that I knew today was your birthday before Facebook told me.
I hope your day is filled with cake, dancing, and having the attention on you. You know, things that normally happen. But this time, you get to do all of those things while wearing a silly party hat. Enjoy!
Birthday cards get lost and junked but a text message is forever!
To celebrate, letâs hit up all the
places we can get free dessert and birthday songs! When else can you have groups of strangers sing to you without it being awkward?
Life without you is like a sitcom with no laugh track. Happy birthday, my beloved buddy.
May you age with the wisdom and strength of a Chinese kung-fu master.
Youâre a shining example of what it means to still enjoy life even when logic dictates that youâre too old to.
In these coming years, may life bless you with so much prosperity that everything you touch turns to gold. May life also bless you with the grace to leave me, your best friend, all of your possessions once you die from starvation.
On this great day, may God bless you with booze made of water from the fountain of youth so that youâll never age. Have a great one.
May an extra day be added to your life for every strand of hair that falls from your head.
Last year when I wished you old age, I didnât know it would happen so fast! Forgive me.
Sometimes people say I must be gay for having a best friend who is also a female, but they donât know you the way I do.
Best wishes! May you grow so old that all of your best friends are replaced by robots.
As the years progress, I learn each day to appreciate the simple things more and more, which is why weâre closer now than ever before.
If Thanksgiving is symbolized by turkeys and Easter by rabbits, then the official animal of your birthday should be the tortoise. Happy birthday, my extremely old fart of a friend!
You are such a special person that when youâre about to die I hope they freeze your brain so that it can be implanted in a robot a thousand years from now.
Short funny birthday wishes
As men, itâs not appropriate for us to shed tears when exchanging gifts on special occasions, but the one Iâm giving you today cost me so much that I have to cry.
We could use the occasion of your birthday
to party our fat asses off like we always do. However, this year I want you to use this time to reflect on the finer things in life, and when I return from the club you can tell me all about them.
As you grow older and wiser, may you also become senile and forget about the money Iâm owing you.
Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.
If life were a game of soccer, I would be the multi-million dollar striker and you would be the faithful water boy I wave to at the end of every big game. Wish you the best, sweet friend!
Wrapping myself up and gifting myself to you as a birthday present would make me seem vain, so I decided to present you with my life-sized portrait instead.
As you grow into manhood, may life bless you with children who love you just as much as you love making them!
May this gift serve as an eternal reminder of our friendship because itâll probably be the last one I ever buy.
Happy birthday, my dear. May your bank account grow so fast that you get audited by the IRS.
On your special day, may you be blessed with the problems of the rich â such as where to park your yacht.
May your body grow so old that people mistake you for a piece of wood. Birthday greetings, best friend!
Happy birthday to my beloved friend. I couldnât have asked the casting director of life to give me a better sidekick.
May life compensate you like Floyd Mayweather for the many battles you have fought.
I thought about moving out of your house as you continue to grow old, but by the looks of things, you probably need me now more than ever.
If life were a sports league you would be MVP. Happy birthday and many more, dear friend.
Buddy, even though you were born with no exceptional talent, marketable skill or extraordinary intelligence, I still believe that life has nothing but the best in store for you.
Every day that I go to the gym, I use you as an inspiration â of what I would become if I let myself slack off. Best birthday wishes, best bud!
My birthday wish for you: I hope you never stop enjoying the small things in life. Because thatâs what makes life worth living. I hope you take time to enjoy the present while working for a better future. I hope your year is full of memories, happiness, and adventure.
Youâre older than youâve been. But look on the bright side, youâre younger now than youâll ever be!
I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!
May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover be mercifully minor.
The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe thatâs why you look so good for your age!
Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!
Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oopsâ¦ I meanâ¦ happy birthday!
Thereâs no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope itâs close!
Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that Iâll always be there for you when you need me.
There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!
The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Donât worryâ¦ I got you a real present too.
Itâs your birthday! Which means itâs a great excuse to make some bad decisions, letâs party it up!
Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.
Hey itâs your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that youâll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but Iâll always be here for you when you need me.
When I think back to all the things weâve been through, Iâm so thankful that I got to go through everything with you by my side. Happy birthday to my best friend who never let me go it alone.
Hey you! Itâs your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell Iâm excited?
I love it when itâs your birthday, because it means we have a great excuse to go out and have some fun! Letâs go celebrate!
Youâll never have to walk the world alone. As long as my heart beats, youâll have me.
As long as I have a couch, youâll have a couch to crash on. No matter what happens. Youâll always have a place if you need it.
What is a friend? You. You is a friend. You is my best friend. Best friend is have birthday. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope it is filled with awesomeness!
Perfect birthday? Good food, good drinks, great friends, and lots of birthday presents and wishes!
Itâs your day! But leave it in the
capable hands of your best friends. Weâll treat you right!
If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, itâs going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ask for!
I hope you have a very hoppy birthday. Full of beers and cheers!
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