Your birthday wishes don’t always have to be boring and conventional. You can add some flavor of witty humor and mindless fun with your birthday wishes. They not only make your loved ones laugh, but they also make them see your funny side. So why don’t you try to make your birthday wishes more interesting? All you have to do is sit back and consider what we have here for you. Here is our unique collection of some funny birthday wishes. These funny birthday wishes are for your friends, brothers, sisters, sisters, family, relatives, colleagues. Make them laugh on their special day!
Happy birthday wishes
There is nothing to worry about getting old. Look at you; you’re old and still doing great. Happy birthday ex-girlfriend.
Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a happy birthday!
You’ve lived so many years, and all you get in life is a big fat belly. That’s a huge achievement for the loser. Happy birthday!
Everyone gets old, but not everyone can grow up. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom. Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep growing every year! So why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Happy Birthday to You!
Hope you won’t feel sad because of the number of candles on your cake. Much happiness back in the day, my love.
You are just as upset as you were on the first day. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, loves. I thought of bringing you the best gift ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit the gift box.
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You have officially entered adolescence. It’s time to grow up and stop expecting birthday presents from everyone. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you won’t be as old as you will be next year. Be happy thinking about it!
You have been here a long time, perhaps from the age of the cavemen. No wonder why you are so backward. Happy birthday!
It is a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t be fooled by people who say that you are still young and beautiful. Happy birthday
Anything that doesn’t kill you will make you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, honey. Don’t be fooled by illusions. Happy birthday!
You may be getting bigger, but your intelligence certainly isn’t. Let’s enjoy your birthday.
There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you’re as old as the hills. Wish you a happy birthday. May you live long!
A man as big as his imagination and as old as his age. Right for you. Happy birthday. I’m glad you still have teeth.
Another birthday of yours! It seems you have polluted the earth forever.
Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you’re not having fun, at least the cake should be.
Happy birthday. The older you get, the more you become a child. Growing up now, would you?
Happy Birthday my honey. Smile! Because with increasing age, your teeth may be lost sooner than you think.
I wish some people would stop wasting everything. Like you. You are wasting space on earth and are definitely wasting other people’s time. Happy birthday!
Funny birthday messages
Another delicious cake will be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference. Happy birthday to that person!
Nowadays, anyone who doesn’t mention in their wishes that you are old and ugly is a liar. Anyhow, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully every year!
Even if I am sucking cracks, I will still see signs of aging on your face. How could people not notice that? Happy birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!
Did you ever think of yourself as a stupid bag when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed. Happy birthday!
If you’re good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you’re not good at anything, be quiet and don’t ask for gifts. Happy birthday!
A guy texts you on the phone, wishing you a Happy Birthday and the next day, you think he’s going to buy you some presents? No, he’s the one asking for the treatment. Happy birthday!
The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without getting wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone too sweet than sugar and too spicy for Mexican peppers.
Funny birthday wishes for friends
Friends like you make me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you had two birthdays in the year so you age twice as fast as I do. Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, and so are restaurant bills! Happy birthday, remember to buy food for me!
A star was born on this day. I mean, so are you. But I am referring to a famous person.
The night is still young, but you, my friend, are no more. However, let’s still party!
I’m sure you’re missing your childhood a lot. That’s exactly what people do in old age. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a classy lady from someone else. Rock your birthday girl.
You’ll look great even without teeth like you’re doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my dear!
Some are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good enough to be called ‘pretty. Happy birthday!
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Funny birthday wishes for brother
You can pretend to be old when you’re dead. Until then, he was just a kid who wanted to grow up one day. Happy Birthday brother!
Happy birthday dear brother. I hope you will still be as upset as you are now even if you are 100 years old.
Happy birthday to the boy found on the street and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the best in life, brother!
This is the day you came to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy Birthday to You.
The only good thing he was born with was his silence. It has been entertaining me for years!
He is the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for the troublemakers. It is unfortunate for me that he is my brother. Happy birthday!
He knows that his life is a mess as his stupidity grows disproportionately to his age. That’s his brother. Happy birthday!
Life is so unfair sometimes. I don’t know what bad I’ve done in my life to deserve a nasty brother like you. Happy birthday!
Funny birthday wishes for sister
I know you will be very happy if I say, “you are aging beautifully”. But it’s sad. Lying is not one of your good qualities. Happy birthday!
Let’s enjoy this year’s birthday to the fullest because maybe in a few years, you might be ashamed of your real age. Happy birthday!
Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because I’m stupid and I don’t even know it. Happy birthday to your brother/sister!
Happy birthday, sister. When I was young, I was a lioness. But with adolescence, she is becoming a lazy cat.
Today is the day my mother found me in the trash. I’m an adult, but the smell won’t go away. Happy birthday to my second favorite child.
Today’s birthday wishes are full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is that you are not prettier than last year. Happy birthday!
Do you know what excites me the most? Look how I can’t hide my age even with this heavy makeup. Happy birthday, loser!
Another year has passed in my life and it looks like I’m on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy birthday!
Funny birthday wishes for brother
I wish you many more years of being able to endure your tantrums. Happy Birthday honey.
No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
Happy Birthday Baby. Don’t be afraid to grow old; With an attractive woman like you, my youth will last much longer than expected!
Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate his growing age, let’s increase his cash transactions! Let’s go shopping.
The wrinkles on your face make me feel relieved that you have no other choice but me!
Funny birthday wishes for girlfriend
No matter how much you grow up, I will always embrace you like a child. Happy birthday, my girl.
I thought that I would buy you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.
I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can come close to being as sweet as you. Or maybe, he forgot to get one.
Happy birthday to you, my princess. Maybe your weight is not commensurate with your age.
Happy Birthday my honey. I hope to see you wearing the clothes you were born in; someday soon!
Funny birthday messages for colleagues
Happy birthday, my working friend. Keep mocking the bosses behind their backs.
I have to appreciate how you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time to dye your hair black every day. Happy birthday!
Go out for a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night and all morning. And of course, let’s not expect that we will have to go to the hospital tomorrow. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, colleague! Wishing you to be the oldest man in the office.
Can a part of your salary this month be used to fill my stomach? Happy birthday colleague!
Age is like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy birthday. I wish you the best!
We decided to buy a sweet, muddy birthday cake for you. Though we’re not sure if you’re allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy birthday!
No one stays young forever. But you should be at least a few years younger, at least for me. Happy birthday!
Today, birthday wishes and cuddles seem to be quite out of date. Those things may be suitable for people in general, but those closer to each other deserve something special. So this time, add a taste of humor and send happy birthday wishes to your loved one with funny birthday wishes. It’s hard to find some really good, funny birthday wishes on the internet. All you will see are some common birthday wishes that make no difference at all. Your loved ones expect even more from you. They want you to express your feelings to them in a different way. Birthday wishes may sound offensive at times but only your loved ones will understand the true joy of these wishes. Add some fun flavor to your birthday wishes and see the difference for yourself. Send one of your choices to the birthday people or rewrite your own. This is sure to make them laugh on their special day.