Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages. Add some naughtiness with your funny Christmas wishes and make the surprised to the core on this holiday season. Try wishing everyone with these Christmas Wishes.

Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Merry Christmas 

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Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

Some cool Christmas Wishes Quotes

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. Click To Tweet

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Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks. Click To Tweet

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Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn. Click To Tweet

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming in to my neighborhood after dark. Click To Tweet

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Wish the christmas to the persons with the best Christmas thank you notes.

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas! Click To Tweet

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Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

Let’s Be Naughty this Christmas .And save Santa the trip. Merry Christmas Honey! Click To Tweet

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Be naughty or be nice. Either way, I’m wishing you a Merry Christmas. Click To Tweet

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Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas. Click To Tweet

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Funny Naughty Christmas Text Messages

Get all funny but sometimes wish your Christian friends with christmas greetings on facebook.

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