Sending funny birthday wishes to your loved ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile on their face on their birthday. But being funny in a card or text message isn’t so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone on their 50th birthday. Choose one that matches your taste and send it instantly to make a difference, making your birthday wishes stand out among so many of them.
Funny 50th birthday wishes
Happy 50th birthday! You are aging like wine. Congratulations!
Tom Cruise, Demi Moore and John Bon Jovi have all turned 50 and now another superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
You are 35 years old with 15 years bonus. Happy 50th birthday to you!
You’re already half to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you’ll live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
You are no longer the oldest person I know in your 40s. Now you are the youngest 50 years old I know.
Now that you’re 50, you can have more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So don’t feel too bad about your age. At least you’re aging as a human. Happy 50th day!
Your 40s are behind you now, so you should get the mid-age crisis out of your system. Proud! You wear it just right!
If you can pop all of your birthday balloons, you’ll officially win the right to call yourself young at 50. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy birthday and congratulations, you are getting half a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards of all the hard work you’ve put in during your 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Now that you are 50 years old, you have only 10 years left before I call you 60 years old.
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Each of your birthdays is a reminder to me that I’m not the oldest here! Happy 50th day, congratulations!
It’s just a few extra gray hairs over me, nothing else to worry about. Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you have saved enough money for retirement. Time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy birthday to you old fart!
You cannot hide your age from others. Your hair is turning gray and wrinkles appear. So tell the truth, is it your 50th, or are you lying.
Happy 50th birthday message
Never mind spending money on anti-aging creams or face lifts. At the age of 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old man.
When you turn 50, you can age as gracefully as you like – show off your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once, so do it well and have a great birthday!
You have half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes, depending on the unit of measure you’re using. Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for a few seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
As we grow older, we become more open and understanding. So you still understand if I don’t buy you a gift right? Congratulations on your special day!
The older you get, the brighter your cake will become. See? All filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
Now, the rest of your life will depend on whether you are happy living frugally or you are bored living frugally. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy 50th birthday! The Romans called it ‘L’, we say ‘fifty’ and some tribes in the Amazon don’t even have a word for such large numbers. In anyone’s language, that’s a number worth celebrating.
It’s never too late to grow up and stop being silly. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Midlife crisis is a label attached to 50-year-olds to prevent them from becoming the best they can be. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about getting old. You can still go for a rhinoplasty to remove wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be great…if you could remember any of it.
I would joke about how old you are, but I worry that if I hurt your feelings, I won’t get a chance to apologize to you because you’re too old. Happy 50th day!
Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and tuition. You’ll probably forget everything else, but at least now you’ll have an excuse.
Happy 50th birthday sayings
Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer hits 150,000 miles. – Melanie white
By fifty, you’ve realized that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you get your grandchild back to health with stories about your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn
50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn
Fifty is the age of power for women. You can set up the sprinkler system with your hot flashes.
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you are fifty and you will see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
Fifty is a strange age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I left my keys. – Melanie white
I’m setting a goal by the time I’m 50 to not be a teenager anymore. – Wendy Cope
At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: bile, kidney, and bladder.
Perhaps it is true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall off, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
Who says there is no such thing as miracles? You’ve reached the age of 50, haven’t you? – Melanie white
The face you have at the age of 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earn. – Cindy Crawford
You have four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which you will never wear again.
After fifty, one stopped digesting. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green
I’m 50 years old, and the only thing that’s getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie white
Funny 50th birthday wishes for brother
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
He was in his thirties for many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe fifty. What a happy birthday!
There’s something special about him that always helps him stand out from the crowd. That’s your age!
I believe you have been here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs are extinct, but you’re still here. Congratulations of course and happy 50th birthday!
A man never gets old, he can only get wiser. Remember this saying forever, and you will never feel sad. Happy birthday!
Funny 50th birthday wishes for girlfriend
I’m good with numbers, and your age has always fascinated me. I believe you have been here since the beginning of this universe!
I always get my inspiration from you. I am a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived a dinosaur except you!
I reached an important milestone today. A 50 year old woman celebrates her 50th birthday with the old and not so wise woman he loves!
Growing up and getting wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday to your lover!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many years to come. This is a happy birthday from you in a year!
Happy 50th birthday wishes for mom
For me, mom’s birthday is like a national holiday. No matter what I do and wherever I go, I will always find a way to wish you a happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know that every year you have a hard time finding a birthday present for you because you have so many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday mom!
Never let dad tell you mom is getting old. Mom is still as young and gorgeous as her thirties. Happy 50th birthday mom!
Funny 50th birthday wishes for dad
I wonder what your friends will give you for your birthday when you are my age? Ancient sedge greeting card?
I know it’s heartbreaking to see people enjoying the fact that you’re getting older and grayer. But Dad isn’t younger anyway. Happy 50th Birthday Dad!
Today, a lot of people will bring gifts to dad. But since it’s hard for you to keep all the presents, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping all of them
Funny 50th birthday wishes for wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first comes true. Happy birthday my love. May God bless you with the second one ASAP.
I know it’s hard to enjoy life when you’re old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. He crossed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all of your senior discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
Funny 50th birthday wishes for husband
Today is the day he can pretend to be young even though he isn’t. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget to celebrate your birthday was spent on candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I have known you for many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny sayings to celebrate the 50th birthday
You know you’re 50 when the only silver you can see on your head. – Melanie white
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first pick was in 1978, but the time machine was reserved. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bunkhouse for my adult-only 50th birthday and had a blast for stupidity. I kept expecting the Times Police to show up and arrest me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th day – the years you look good! But after that, I didn’t feel as good as before. – Melanie white
At 50, life seems shorter. There’s no point in spending that money trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older, three things happen. The first is that your memory is gone, and I can’t remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I have as much silver in the safe as my hair. – Melanie white
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin’s terms, it’s half of the ladder to heaven.
In your 20s: Finding your perfect match. In your 50s: Be happy only if your socks match. – Eastern Sweden
50 years old? Let’s look at the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie white
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and going back 10 years, I will talk about 10 years so I can talk freely about my bowel movements. – Tweeter suspense
Now that I’m 50, my body bounces and creaks a lot, it’s like the percussion part in a symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie white
Birthday is the happiest occasion anyone can have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the space of your loved ones by sending some funny funny wishes. You don’t always have to have a great sense of humor to be funny. You just need to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to form a wonderfully humorous wish. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes are sure to help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any chance to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile on their face.